i want to eat but i don’t want to put on weight fucks sake
(via jingle-mae)
you’re fucking lying if you say for one second you didnt think the doctors name was ‘please’
(via doctorwhoatson)
- fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
- real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
